A Holiday Request

Is a bribe really a bribe if it's publicly stated?

Dear Holiday Elves of the IT Department,

All I would truly like for Christmas is to whitelist all of CTCT’s IP addresses in my “Look Known as Out” so all of our emails come through with images already downloaded.
Is such a wish possible in this magical season of Peace on Earth and Goodwill towards IT departments? Or does the Grinch who has written the evil (not always) code of said “Look” prevent such happiness from permeating man(and woman)kind?

If allowed, be it me or thee who takes such measures in the Holy Options?

Please reply at your leisure and be sure to include your Christmas wish; I shall endeavor to fulfill it.

With humility and hope,
Yours,
Claire Taylor