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Dear Unspeakables in the Department of Mysteries on the North wall of the Western Location of the Department of Magic, I gazed into my Mirror of Erised today and saw that I desire an empty inbox with organized tasks. A squib friend of mine told me of a charm I could use that could help. “Evanesco!” or as muggles call it, “Boomerang” . My house elf, Chromey, tried “Accio” to bring the charm to me from the Net of Requirement, but a Dark Mark warning me of possible doom appeared in the sky, er, browser: “Boomerang30Day.exe is not commonly downloaded and could be dangerous. Discard?” Such a dire warning! As I depend solely on your magical expertise to keep my house elf in line, I kindly request to know if Boomerang is a charm for which we already have licenses that I may use as an email reducio and online Remberall, or is it possibly a Boggart that will appear as a Dementor and suck the life, the very essence, the RAM out of my computer, um, house elf? Sincerely, Claire Taylor Muggle Training Specialist - Midwest
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AuthorClaire Taylor is an adventuress born of actor parents and raised by the dreams of the Eighties. When not working, she can be found petting wildlife in foreign countries among other adventures. After 10 years in Colorado and a short stint in Mexico, she's back in the U.S. Archives
March 2017
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