Villainous Surface (Rick is disciplining)

Spiritual battle is a very real thing.

Oh great technological Pontiffs!

My Surface, the brainchild of Satan and Mr. Gates, is refusing (most vehemently) to connect to the SumOfAllHumanKnowledgeNet. Such knowledge is needed, as the Surface is woefully inept in many respects – too many to name here in a simple request for connection – but there’s a phrase in the South we use, “it’s a good thing she’s pretty” that can apply to the Demon Seed Tablet.

As Rick, exorciser of Computer Imps, has already attempted to rectify the situation, there’s no need to assign another priest, er, tech to my ticket.

@Rick … the connection fiend has disappeared; however, there’s one other malignant spirit lingering inside the vile machine: Microsoft’s battle against Google is playing out in the Chrome browser. Every attempt to bring up Chrome cries, “Class not registered!" despite uninstalling and reinstalling Chrome. Shall I create another ticket?
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Sincerely and in benevolent appreciation,
Claire