The Anarchist Dongle

-A little use of my political science degree seemed in order.

Dear Helpdesk Ones,
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A dongle on my laptop cradle is leading the revolution in stopping my productivity. Like its anarchist forefathers, it’s encouraging my wireless mouse and keyboard to lay down their tools and stop working for the Man. Though I am (quite obviously) not a man, my peripherals seem to care not and are following the dictates of the politically-charged dongle quite closely.

I have relocated the dongle to other ports, in hopes of getting it to see the light of productivity, but alas, it continues to defy me.

I have turned both the keyboard and mouse on and off, but even that doesn’t cause them to bend to my will.

Please send a strike-buster to me to reconcile or beat my minions into submission.

Sincerely,
Claire Taylor